Friday, October 5, 2007

BACKYARD BLITZ


This paradise of sand is the latest rush of blood to my head. I have grand plans to convert this wasteland to an oasis of green and lushness. And I want it done by Monday. The Walking Wallet insists that it can't be done but what does he know? He also said I couldn't book an overseas cruise leaving in two days to get my parents out of my house but he was wrong about that too. Fool.
Do not underestimate the power of the deranged.
Anyhow there will no doubt be many delightful photo updates of this trip to the hospital waiting to happen appearing on this blog soon!

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