God I'm sad. I am now scouring Facebook lamely searching for people who I went to school with that couldn't stand then just so they can be my Facebook friends now. Tragic.
I also keep adding photos of my dog and children, like some mad old fucker who refers to herself as "mummy" to the dog and whose just begging those pedophiles to get in touch real soon.
And the groups I belong to. My god. As if anyone gives a flying fig that I love sushi or that I will walk out of my way just to tread on the crunchy looking leaf. Facebook is evil and must be stopped. In fact that is a great name for a new group. Hang on I'll be back.
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