Sadly, the marathon of The Tudors (season 1, 2, 3 and 4) has come to an end in Lands End.
My god that fat bastard Henry had the right idea. Your spouse shitting you? Off with it's head. And wouldn't that send an excellent message to the second husband. There would be no "Jesus Christ your a bitch, no wonder your first husband went off and got himself decapitated to get away from you". It would be all "yes sweetie pie of course I'll clean up and listen to the kids reading and if I have told you once I have told you every night this week, I only like to GIVE oral sex".
Brilliant.
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